Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids

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In need of some fun Halloween Jokes? We have you covered! In fact, not only two we have some hilarious Hallwoeen Jokes that the kids will love, two sets of these, come in a free printable format. These jokes are perfect for any Halloween Cootie Catchers, or add them to your Handmade Halloween Greeting Cards! Or why not get the kids to tell a Halloween Joke whilst they are out trick or treating? No tricks needed here.. just a fun joke to thank your neighbour for their candy!

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Halloween Joke Printables

Printable Spider Jokes and Ghost Jokes

We actulally have some fantasic free printable jokes that you could also include in your Halloween Greeting Cards – a set of

Printable Spider Jokes

…and Printable Ghost Jokes

More Halloween Jokes to try out

Some of my kids’ favourite jokes – you will find a couple knock-knock jokes too.. we do love a good groan and a dad joke!:

Skeleton Jokes

  • Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
  • A: To get to the body shop.
  • Q: Why are skeletons are so calm?
  • A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
  • Q: Why do skeletons hate parties?
  • A: They have no-body to dance with.

Vampire Jokes

  • Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
  • A: A neck-tarine!
  • Knock Knock. Who is there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan-a suck your blood!

Pumpkin Jokes

  • Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
  • A: You use a pumpkin patch !

Mummies, Ghouls and Zombie Jokes

  • Q: What is a mummy’s favourite music?
  • A: Wrap music!
  • Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
  • A: He felt rotten!
  • Q: Where do Ghosts and Ghouls like to go on vacation?
  • A: To mali-BOO!
  • Q: Where do zombies like to swim?
  • A: The dead sea.
  • Q: What kind of streets do zombies prefer?
  • A: Dead ends!

Witch Jokes

  • Q: What do witches eat for lunch?
  • A: Sand-witches.
  • Knock Knock. Who is there? Witch. Witch who? Which one of you ate my candy!

Monster Jokes

  • Q: What do you do with a green monster?
  • A: Wait until it’s ripe.
  • Q: Can a monster jump higher than a tree?
  • A: Of course – trees can’t jump!
  • Q: How does Frankenstein get around town?
  • A: On a Monster truck!

So. This brings me to an end of our list of Funny Halloween Jokes. I hope you have enjoyed them!

Now why not have a go at some of our Homemade Halloween Greeting Cards and add some your new funny Halloween jokes as a message?

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